santa's coming to town

don't tell me what it is. shhh!

if you're still in the age or stage of expecting a present from santa claus this christmas, stop reading right NOW!

ok, good. coz we all know that BS (that's bad santa for the virgin-eared) character was really just created by some capitalist god anyway so parents end up buying twice the amount of presents for their children. or in my case, just so some idiots can have a scapegoat for getting themselves a nice little present.

after much consideration, it turns out that ive been a very good boy this year. well, ok minus that time i stole the safety information brochure from the plane to atlanta. but hey, karma already got its revenge when i lost my cellphone on that trip. so, all things considered, i havent been that bad this year. and so without any big surprise, ive made it to santa's good boy list. ok, suspend your disbelief on this one. just ride with the idea that ive been good. and that santa really exists.

very reliable sources tell me that santa's already got me a present. i dont know what it is yet (but actually if you click on the santa photo, you'll know what it is. but don't tell me of course, coz it's supposed to be a big surprise. shhhhhhhh!) i cant wait to find out. im hoping it's something really nice and powerful. with great sleek design. and of course, very useful (not that i need that double layer DVD burning capabilities really). can't wait til christmas. end of this this week actually coz i hear santa's coming down the chimney early just to be sure he gets to give me my present on time coz ill be flying to manila where there are obviously no chimneys whatsoever. and who knows, he just might even use fedex for extra reliability coz i hear he's put on weight and might not fit into my nonexistent chimney.

well, i hope everyone's been a good boy and girl this year. the capitalist gods, er santa is watching. he's gonna find out who's naughty or nice. and if you're good, he'll get you a present. maybe he'll even get you that thing you've always wanted to buy but just couldn't justify to purchase.

advanced merry christmas to all! i hope your bank accounts don't run dry. (as mine is probably going to be if i don't secure that freelance project soon.)